More BBM Jokes

A Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. T-shirt.

'Why are you wearing a Thank God
It's Friday tee-shirt on Monday?'

'Oh crap!' the blonde says. 'I didn't
realize it was a religious T-shirt. I thought it meant Tits Go In Front' !!... X_X :p =))

A Parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, puts him in the freezer to cool of. later when he opens the freezer he find the parrot sweating!!! How come your sweating? " He Asks" The parrot replies, " Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken"

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FRESH OF THE PRESS!!! Episode 6 - Supa Mix With Figz

Its the 'Beef' edit lol Nick Minaj vs Lil Kim who rules? You decide. But its not just abot the past and future of Pink Hip Hop, there's loads of upfront tracks laced as usual with bangers of old!

Get listening, RT, Post on facebook and share the love! Its a definite winter warmer. 

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  <span>Supa Mix With Figz Episode 6 www.swurvradio.com by Figa DJ</span>

Tracklist: 

1. Gyptian ft Nicki Minaj - Hold Yu 
2. Lil Kim - Jump Off 
3. Nicki Minaj - Romans Revenge 
4. Lil Kim - Black Friday 
5. Nicki Minaj - I Fly (Moment for Life) 
6. Mobb Deep ft Lil Kim - Quiet Storm 
7. Jibari Ft Niki Minaj - Dope Man 
8. Lil Kim ft TPain - Download 
9. Nicki Minaj - Your Love 
10. Lil Kim - Queen B 
11.Nicki Minaj ft Ron Browse - Stripping in the Club 
12. Lil Kim - Lighters Up 
13. Nicki Minaj - 
14. Junior Mafia ft Lil Kim - Hustlers Anthem 
15. Nicki Minaj ft Natasha Bedingfield - Last Chance 
16. Black Eyed Peas - Love you longtime 
17. Oshy - I Wanna Dance 
18. Rhianna - S&M (Snip) 
19. Miguel - International 
20. Fundamental - Make It All right 
21. Mz Brat - Get Dark 
22. Missy - Swat That Fly 
23. Rhianna ft Drake - What's My Name 
24. Ludacris - Potion 
25. Jennifer Hudson ft Ludacris - Pocket book 
26. Ludacris - Pimpin All over the world 
27. Mysonne - Hate Me 
28. Rock City - My Birthday 
29. N Dubz - Live Love Life ?? (Snip) 
30. Mary J Blige - Love No limit (Snip) 
31. Wiz Khalifa - Star of the Show 
32. T.I ft Chris Brown - Get Back Up 
33. Whiz Khalif ft Young Jeezy - Black & Yellow RMX 
34. Jah Cure ft Rick Ross & Movado - Like I see it 
35. Kerri Hilson ft Kanye West - Pretty Girl Swagg RMX 
36.Emminem Royce Da 59 - Echo (Snip) 
37. Tpain & Lil Wayne - Hoes & Ladies 
38. Trey Songz - Don't Forget The Ring 
39. Marsha Ambrosius - So Far Away

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Shorty Blitz & Figa

Met a legend today, Buzzing!! Had to get a pic :) Sent using BlackBerry® from Orange

BBM Jokes

These were sent to me on a blackberry hype lol

Made me giggle..

Bloke says to a chick in the pub "Jeez I'd give you one!" She replies "you filthy pig I wouldnt have sex with you if you were the last man on earth!" He says "Wooah steady on ya fat cunt, I was giving you a rating out of 10!"

Durex says to Tampax, "every month you stop my business for about a week"...Tampax says... "Fuck off! if you make one mistake, I lose my job for 9 months"
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Princess Nyah - Take Control (Official Video)

This is HOT! absolutely loving the styling Nyah's got her swag in check! 

Production on point as per usual courtesy of Ill Blu, The track is Due for release January 2011 you will be hearing loads of this!! Its a BIG Vid too..Check it..

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Episode 5 - Of The Supa Mix With Figz

Its a Big one! Bit of Grime, Funky and as always the best Hip Hop & R&B around! 

If you have missed any of the others you can catch them from my sound cloud http://www.soundcloud.com/figa-dj

Please have a listen and pass on..share the love 

Figa It Out 

  <span>Supa Mix With Figz Episode 5 www.swurvradio.com by Figa DJ</span>

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Shy FX ft Kano, Donaeo & Roses Gabor

Definitely one to look out for. The Line up says it all really! Released early December as a free download there are so many big remixes of this tune I recommend checking them all out as there is something for everyone no matter what style / genre you are into. 

Remixes: 

Breakage’s Pattern Moschino Remix

MJ Cole Remix

Guiness Punch Mix (personal fave)

Benny Page’sdancefloor Remix

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Ghetto Dora The Explorer (Parody)

I always knew there was something more to Dora than met the eye Leggoooo! 

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World Star F@*kry of The Week

I'm so sorry people but this really made me laugh!! Its someone's MUM!!! If its your mum have a word please lol.. I'm literally cracking up as I'm typing this..cant believe what people will put on the internet. Its the comments as well under the vid that made me laugh..but on a real the songs catchy..i'm joking, i'm joking..can i see 1xtra playing it? Maybe not..

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Brand New Supa Mix With Figz - Episode 4

Episode 4! Bigger and badda than Ever!! 

Please repost, RT and share the love. 

  <span>Supa Mix With Figz Episode 4 www.swurvradio.com by Figa DJ</span>

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