This is courtesy of Lady Storm! WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN!!!!
MAN: Can I buy you a drink? WOMAN: Actually I'd rather have the money.
MAN: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
WOMAN: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
MAN: How did you get to be so beautiful?
WOMAN: I must've been given your share.
MAN: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
WOMAN: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
MAN: Your face must turn a few heads.
WOMAN: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
MAN: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
WOMAN: Okay, get out.
MAN: I think I could make you very happy.
WOMAN: Why? Are you leaving?
MAN: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
WOMAN: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
MAN: Can I have your name?
WOMAN: Why? Don't you already have one?
MAN: Shall we go see a movie?
WOMAN: I've already seen it.
MAN: Where have you been all my life?
WOMAN: Hiding from you.
MAN: Haven't I seen you some place before?
WOMAN: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
MAN: Is this seat empty?
WOMAN: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
MAN: So, what do you do for a living?
WOMAN: I'm a female impersonator.
MAN: Hey baby, what's your sign?
WOMAN: Do not enter.
MAN: Your body is like a temple.
WOMAN: Sorry, there are no services today.
MAN: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
WOMAN: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
FORWARD TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS (and men who may appreciate good humor)
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