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This Blog is unique to me! Its about Me, what I'm doing, what I'm thinking, liking, and mixing! It will be mostly music related as that's my 'thing' but I have an opinion so things could get hectic! Figa It out Please also check out my website: www.figadj.com xx

Thursday 19 May 2011

Sex Insurance #jokes

Thanks 2 @Rukadiah for todays funny! Are you insured for sex? Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes.

Sex with your wife - Legal & General

Sex on the telephone- Direct Line

Sex with your Partner- Standard Life

Sex with some1 Different- Go Compare

Sex with a Fat bird - More Than

Sex On the back seat of a car- Sheila's Wheels

Sex with a posh bird- Privileged

Sex with a transvestite - confused.com

Hehe Figa it Out x Figa
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Wednesday 18 May 2011

Quick Funnies!

BBM jokes courtesy of his Excellence..

A woman is like Bluetooth... You are next to her, she stays connected. You go away, she finds new devices..A man, however, is like wifi... Many devices can connect to him as long as he is not secured ***

Dad joined facebook.. Kid updated status:- "Dad on FB.. WTF!!!"... Dad commented "what is WTF?".. Kid replied "Welcome To Facebook"

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An airline introduced a special package for business men.
Buy ur ticket get ur wife's ticket free.

After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how the trip was.
All of them gave the same reply:


"Which Trip?" ***

Keep em coming I love BBM jokes!

Figa
www.figadj.com

WTF of the day!

Bbm_1305630390836

*Eugh*
Figa
www.figadj.com

Monday 16 May 2011

Wednesday 11 May 2011

MAYFEST 2011 | Massive 25% Discount hidden inside

Had to share this with you all! 

Everybody Loves a discount, and a discount to the Festival of the year as well!!! Just click on the link to get your 25% discount. 

Share the love peeps 

Figa xx
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Tuesday 10 May 2011

The Polite Way To Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to... the bathroom?' Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite,. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.'  
Figa
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Monday 9 May 2011

Overdue BBM joke..

Haven't done a bb joke for a while, this one had me in stitches so had to share! Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a Party.After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who Remained talked about their kids.
 
The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a Successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and  Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and  now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave  His best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'
 
The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and  Joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight School to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company,Where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his  Best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.' 

The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best  Universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own  Construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away Something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A  30,000 square foot mansion.' 
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?' One  Of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?'
 
The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a  Stripper at a nightclub.'The three friends said: 'What a shame....what a disappointment.'  The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love  Him. And he hasn't done too badly either. His birthday was two weeks ago,And he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet And a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.
Figa
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Friday 6 May 2011

New Upload to Mixcloud.com

I just uploaded "Supa Mix With Figz - Episode 21 " to www.mixcloud.com, please listen now at: http://www.mixcloud.com/figadj/supa-mix-with-figz-episode-21/

Supa Mix 21

  


THIS WEEKS TRACKLIST:


Britney Spears ft Niki Minaj & Ke$ha - Until The World Ends (Femme Fatal Remix) 
Serocee - Oh Na Na (Basement Dub Prod by Zed Bias) 
50 Cent - Bullshit & Party 
Kevin Cossom - Ride (Ciara Remix) 
Serocee - Oh Na Na (Bassline Remix - Prod by Witty Boy) 
Kelly Price - And You Don't Stop 
Tinchy Stryder ft Dapper - Spaceship 
Dwaine & Rukus - 1 In A Million (Trinatronic Cover) 
Rihanna ft Drake - Whats My Name 
Rihanna ft Vybz Kartel - Whats My Name (Bashy remix) 
Bei Major ft J Cole - Trouble 
Vybz Kartel - Open Up 
Miguel - Like You 
Chrishan - Drinks In The Air 
Gilbere Forte - Everyday (Coolin - Freestyle) 
Swizz Beatz ft EVE - Everyday (Coolin) 
Diddy Dirty Money ft Mary J Blige - Looking For Some One To Love Me 
Mary J ft The Game - MVP 
Mary J Blige - Real Love 
Busta Rhymes ft Mary J Bligre & Rah Digga - Touch It 
Mary J Blige - Work It vs Click My Finger (Unknown Remix) 
Mary J Blige - No More Drama 
Mary J Blige - The One 
Milton - Jump Off 
Sway Boy - She Aint You (Remix) 
Rukus - I Wanna Rock (Freestyle) 
Verbal ft Niki Minaj - Change Change 
Jerimih ft Phor - Mz Right 
Miss Marianna - Flippin & Foldin 
Corey Drumz - Talk That Talk 
Kevin Cossom - Black & Yellow (Remix) 
Apollo The Great ft Joell Ortiz - Call It Quits 
Ghost Wridah ft Shonnie & Mann - West Side Love Affair 
Ace Hood ft Trey Songz - Ride Or Die 
John Legend - Live It Up 
Llyod - Lay It Down 
Kerri Hilson ft Kanye West & Neyo - Knock You Down 
Ashanti ft Jermaine Dupri - Good Good 
Beyonce - Video Phone 
Bobby Brown - Rock Witcha (Snip)


Figa DJ

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