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This Blog is unique to me! Its about Me, what I'm doing, what I'm thinking, liking, and mixing! It will be mostly music related as that's my 'thing' but I have an opinion so things could get hectic! Figa It out Please also check out my website: www.figadj.com xx

Tuesday 20 December 2011

DO NOT CLICK ON EMAIL SENT YESTERDAY

I was Hacked yesterday and someone sent an email from this address. 

I have changed my pass word but as an extra precaution shall be closing this account in a week or so.

I will export my contacts but if i miss anyone out, Please contact me on twitter @figadj if you would like my new email address. I don't really want to include it in this email. 

My sincerest apologies have no idea how that happened but am looking into it now. Super annoyed!! 

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Thursday 3 November 2011

Figa Remix - Marvin Gaye & Weak Chardonnay

Figa Remix - Marvin Gaye & Weak Chardonnay.mp3 Listen on Posterous

Brand New Remix!

"Marvin Gaye & Weak Chardonnay"

Credits:
Big Sean ft Kanye West - Marvin Gaye & Chardonnay  
SWV - Weak 

Figa it out & Enjoy x 

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Thursday 22 September 2011

Lloyd ft Andre 3000- Dedication To My Ex

Lol Song and now Lol Vid..gwarn Lloyd 


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Wednesday 21 September 2011

DJ Komori ft Cassie - Sound Of Love

Ok Two Questions 

1) Was this song written by Ester Dean? 
2) Isn't It A Wonderful thing that in this day and age you can make a music career without a voice?? 

I'm not being mean..just saying..there's still hope for me as a singer!!! I do actually like Cassie. Although to be fair I feel career has been pushed forward based on her looks. Wrong or not that's how I feel. 

Anyhoo back to the track.. I cant make up my mind, mainly because its so 'Superbass-esque' But then again there are so many songs out there that sound like other songs and  I still love them (often the second song more than the original) Take Breezy's Deuces for example many would say that it is a better version of RiRi's Te Amo and i would agree. It didn't stop me from loving that song. I think the problem is that its NOT better than Super bass.  After hearing the song went on YouTube so I could post the Video in this blog..and surprise surprise I'm not the only one that noticed the similarities.. 

here's the song

Might still give a spin though..depending on how I feel when fingers touch steel.. 

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Monday 5 September 2011

Supa Mix Catch Up WOWSERS!!!

SUPAMIX 37 

TRACKLIST:

  1. Rukus - R U Ready 
  2. Mad Cobra - Flex 
  3. Rihanna - Man Down 
  4. Gappy Ranks - Police & Informer (Man Down Freestyle) 
  5. Etana - People Talk 
  6. Jah Cure ft Rick Ross & Movado - Like I See It 
  7. Serani - Doh 
  8. Shabba - Wicked Inna Bed 
  9. Shabba - Caan Dun 
  10. Shabba - None A Dem 
  11. Movado - Peppa 
  12. Movado - When You Feel Lonely 
  13. Movado - Voodoo 
  14. Ghost - When I See You Smile
  15. Chaka Deemus & Pliers - Murder She Wrote 
  16. Chaka Deemus & Pliers - What A Bam Bam 
  17. Figa Live Remix - Taxi Gang Bump Bump 
  18. Vybz Kartel - Warn Him (Slackerz Remix /Otis Remix)
  19. Beenieman - Sex On The Beach
  20. Bencil - Dem Girl A Geet Way 
  21. I - Octane - Come Close 
  22. Jah Vinci - I Love You 
  23. Khago - Blood A Boil 
  24. Red Rat - Shelley Anne 
  25. Movado - Whine Pon Di Ting 
  26. Vybz Kartel - Jeans & Fitted 
  27. Flippa Mafia - Star A Star 
  28. Vybz Kartel - Clarkes 
  29. Future Famble ft Beenie Man & Busta Rymes - Rum & Redbull Remix 
  30. Khago - Nah Sell Out 
  31. Movado - Stulla 
  32. Love My Life - Demarco (remix)
  33. Vybz Kartel - Summertime 
  34. 112 ft Lady Saw & Super Cat  - Na Na Na 
  35. Ce'Cile Seven Days (Fance Hall Hero Riddim)
  36. Vybz Kartel - Dance Hall Hero 
  37. Vybz Kartel - Benz Punany 
  38. Beenie Man ft Chevelle Franklin - Dance Hall Queen 
  39. Vybz Kartel - Touch A Button 
  40. Wayne Marshel ft Tifa & Future Famble - Swaggin 
  41. Ding Dong - Bad Man Pull Up 
  42. Vanessa Bling - One Man 
  43. Chipmunk ft Movado & Sneakbo - Starboy 
  44. Nina Sky - Move Ya Body 
  45. Busy Signal - Do Di Summin 
  46. Serocee - Badeng Dub 

Just Scroll through the player to access each individual Supa Mix. 

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Friday 12 August 2011

Kanye West & Jay-Z - Lift off (Feat. Beyoncé)

I Still haven't had a chance to check out Watch the Throne (Jay Z & Kanyes New Collaborative Album). 

I suppose if I'm honest with myself- I'm dragging my heels because I don't want to be disappointed. You know when something gets sooo much hype and you really really look forward to it? Only to get it and think oh 'its ok' at best or really rubbish at worst?? You know what I mean lol 

Well I don't know if I'm ready to be disappointed just yet haha.. judging by the tweets and facebook comments I've seen so far people are actually liking it. We all know Jay is a prolific writer (as is Mr West)  and I'm assuming it will be jam packed with Kanye productions,  I'm hoping that there are a few off the wall and never done before tracks, and some songs for reflection. I'd like a mix of party tracks and real raw hip hop. As I said I haven't heard it yet and my expectations are extremely high!!  If this song (and Otis of course) is anything like what I've got to look forward to then i shouldn't really be too concerned. I just don't want it to all sound the same. Don't worry though I will let y'all know EXACTLY what I think of it. in the meantime enjoy this:


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Wednesday 10 August 2011

Jamie Foxx - Fool (What Do You think??)

I love the way Jamie Foxx is So Old School but New School too!

I'd love to know your thoughts on this 


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Tuesday 28 June 2011

Monday Giggle

Thanks to DJ Lawfinzy for this one: A man is sitting at home on the veranda having drinks with his wife and he says, "I love you". She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?". He replies, "It's me... talking to the beer."
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Wednesday 22 June 2011

Supa Mix 27 - Pure Hip hop & Rnb Nothing Else!!

1. Bei Maejor – I’m on one (Acoustic) 
2. Drake ft Rick Ross – I’m On One 
3. Mindless Behaviour ft Ciara, Tyga & Lil Twist – My Girl 
4. K Michelle – We Mobbin 
5. Akon – Take It Down Low 
6. Rock City – Body Bang 
7. Wale ft Jerimih & Rick Ross – That Way 
8. TPain – Booty Work (Instro) 
9. City Life / 5th Avenue – My Way 
10. T Pain – Booty Work 
11. Cyhi Da Prince ft Trey Songz – New Girl 
12. Kanye West – Mama’s Boyfriend 
13. Eminem ft Royce Da 59 – On Everything 
14. Eminem ft Royce Da 69 – Bad Meets Evil 
15. Pill – Staying Down 
16. Yung Burg - Don’t Make Do It 
17. Niki Minaj – On Top Of The World (Snip) 
18. Ball Greezy ft Ace Hood, Briscoe – On My Way To The Money 
19. Rukus – Incompatible 
20. Wale ft Meek Mill – 100Hunnit 
21. Chris Brown ft Tyga – Real Hip Hop S*** (part 1) 
22. J Cole – Work Out 
23. J’Sar – Doggy Dogg World (Freestyle) 
24. Nas – Nasty 
25. Jamie Foxx ft Tank – Back It Up 
26. Swizz Beatz ft Jim Jones, Jules Santana & Cassidy – My Hood 
27. Ciara – Gifted 
28. Wale – Lacefrontin 
29. Rukus ft Laurissa – All Around 
30. Kelly Price – And You Don’t Stop (Snip) 
31. Rampage – Countin Stacks

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J Cole - Work Out

Loving J Coles Versatility. Every time I see a new track from him I have to check it out! purely to see what he has done this time. 

This is a definite one for the ladies,  His flow is immaculate as usual and he's even singing, had to share coz I love it. It's just a simple non assuming song but makes you feel good! sometimes the simplest music is the best music. 

You can also hear this song in the Mix on Supamix 27: 


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Friday 17 June 2011

Tupac Birthday / Tribute Mix

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In Case you missed the Tribute Show exclusively on Swurv Radio Yesterday... Here it is again for you! 

Some of My Favourite Tupac tracks and remixes sprinkled with interviews and freestyles from the late great Tupac Shakur. 

Enjoy, I will also be posting up a split tracked version and track list at some point but at least you can listen back in the meantime! 


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FRANK OCEAN - NOVCANE OFFICIAL VIDEO!!!

Back with ANOTHER Frank Ocean Vid lol. 

But this is CREATIVE!!! you feel like you are actually experiencing his high just by watching the video. 

Its based in one room, no particular story line but it works. It takes you into a place where the artist  and or director obviously wants you to go. 
There are some very random moments in the vid but that only adds to the overall trippy feel, which in essence encapsulates the whole song. Lots of morphing and translucent almost there images, that you might miss if you blink for a second. I haven't analysed it on a metaphorical or symbolic level (yet) lol. But if you just take it for what it is, I think you can appreciate that its a good video, a good video that matches the song. It made me laugh and also gasp in places. 

I cant stress enough how much of a genius I feel this man is. Only parts I don't like are when his face is wobbling and morphing for some reason its a bit disturbing to me. I still do not know what he was putting on his face or why..but that's 'our' Frank.. watch out for the bitch slap (cracks me up). 

"I feel like Stanley Kubric, this is some visionary sh** been trynna feel pleasure with my eyes wide shut..." Genius!!! 

The views in the song are not those of Miss Figa DJ although she is no angel..nuff said..heehe 

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Chipmunk ft Trey (Beautiful) Songz - Take Off Official Video

Standard Chipmunk Video. Nothing particularly creative or different. But Trey looks good so that's one reason to watch, Love the song though. 

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Tuesday 14 June 2011

Frank Ocean - We All Try Official Video

So!!! I absolutely LOVE Mr Ocean!!! I've been jamming to his Mixtape for a while now and if you haven'y got it I highly recommend it. 
There's no one I can really compare him to, he's on of a kind, and makes honest heartfelt 'proper grown up' music! All with a touch of humour or truth where needed. 
Its really not everyone's cup of tea but Franks doing it for me. 

Here's a link to his mixtape, go get it! Its FREEE! 

But one of the stand out tracks (aside from Novocane, Songs For Girls and Swim Good) is definitely 'We all Try' I finally caught wind of an official video for it so had to share it with y'all. 

In true Frank stylee its not a run of the mill vid. Some of you may find it a little disturbing!!! But I really would expect anything less. 

listen to the lyrics! its all about the way he writes for me I just think its beautiful, poetical, thought provoking and insightful!!! I can go on and on about Frank all day..but I'll stop here! Enjoy..

LYRICS:

i believe jehovah jireh 
i believe there's heaven 
i believe in war 
i believe a woman's temple 
gives her the right to choose 
but baby don't abort 
i believe that marriage isn't 
between a man & woman 
but between love and love 
and i believe you when you say that 
you've lost all faith 
but you must believe in something 
something something 
you gotta believe in something 
something something 

i still believe in man 
a wise one asked me why 
cause i just don't believe we're wicked 
i know that we sin but i do believe we try 
we all try 
the girls try 
the boys try 
women try 
men try 
you and i 
try try we all try 

i don't believe in time travel 
i don't believe our nation's flag is on the moon 
i don't believe our lives are simple 
and i don't believe they're short 
this is interlude 
i don't believe my hands are cleanly 
can't believe that you would 
let me touch your heart 
she didn't believe me when i said that 
i lost my faith 
said you must believe in something 
something something 
you gottta believe in something 
something something 

i still believe in man 
a wise one asked me why 
cause i just don't believe we're wicked 
i know that we sin but i do believe we try 
we all try 
the girls try 
the boys try 
women try 
men try 
you and i 
try try we all try

LYRICS TAKEN FROM:
Read more: http://artists.letssingit.com/frank-ocean-lyrics-we-all-try-578t23j#ixzz1PFBgEcUj 
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Monday 13 June 2011

Supa Mix 26!!! Its Sick!!

TRACKLIST: 

DEVOTION - I WONDER (DUB) 
DIDDY DIRTY MONEY - ASS ON THE FLOOR 
MAJOR LAZER - PON DI FLOOR 
BEYONCE - RUN THE WORLD 
KELLY ROWLAND - I’M THAT CHICK 
CLIPSE FT KERRI HILSON - ALL EYES ON ME 
CIARA FT CHRIS BROWN - TURN TABLES 
SOPHIA FRESH FT TPAIN - THIS INSTANT 
NIKI MINAJ FT ESTER DEAN - SUPER BASS 
FUNKY DEE - R U GONNA BANG (DUB) 
T-PAIN - TURN ME UP 
RUKUS - HOLD IT DOWN RMX (DUB) 
BOBBY BROWN - MY PREROGOTIVE 
RDX - BEND OVER 
BAGGA WORRIES - RIDE THE P**ANY 
CUTTY RANKS - DISAPPEAR 
BEENIE MAN & SHEVELLE FRAKLIN - DANCEHALL QUEEN 
TOK- REAL TOPPA TOPPA 
DANNY ENGLISH - PARTY GOING ON 
CONSEQUENCE FT KANYE - WHAT EVER YOU WANT 
ROBIN THICKE - MIEPLE 
JEREMY GREEN FT DIDDY - HOW FLY IS HE 
MAN FT 50 CENT - BUZZIN 
DIDDY DIRTY MONEY FT RICK ROSS & NICKI MINAJ - HELLO GOOD MORNING 
VYBZ KARTEL - DANCE HALL HERO 
LENNY HAROLD FT NIKI MINAJ - THINKING 
JAZMINE SULLIVAN - HOLDING YOU DOWN 
JILL SCOT FT EVE - SHAME 
ODB - GOT YA MONEY 
MONTELL JORDAN - THIS IS HOW WE DO IT 
WREX N EFFECT - RUMP SHAKER 
DONNEL JONES FT LEFT EYE - YOU KNOW WHATS UP 
NEXT - WIFEY 
JON B - DON’T TALK 
SOUL 4 REAL - EVERY LITTLE THING I DO 
BUSTA RHYMES - HANDS WERE MY EYES CAN SEE 
Q TIP - BREATHE AND STOP 
702 FT CLIPSE - STAR 
YVETTE MICHELLE - I’M NOT FEELING YOU 
LIL KIM - QUEEN B 
FABOLOUS - KILLEN EM 
NIKI GRIER - KEEPER 
LIL WAYNE - GOT MONEY VS SERANI NO GAMES 
ALICIA KEYS FT BEYONCE - PUT IT INA LOVE SONG 
2PAC FT LIL MO - THUG LOVE IN A SONG (FIGA REMIX) 
ALOE BLACK - I NEED A DOLLAR 
WIZ KHALIFA - ROLL UP 
SWIZZ BEATS - NO MONEY IN THE BANK 
CHRIS BROWN - SHE AINT YOU 
B.O.B - 5TH DIMENSION 
AARON HALL - DON’T BE AFRAID 
SOS BAND - JUST BE GOOD TO ME 
HI FIVE - KISSING GAME 
H TOWN - KNOCKING DA BOOTS 
JOEDECI - STAY 
PON DI FLOOR (SNIP) 
FRANK OCEAN INTERLUDE 
FRANK OCEAN - WE ALL TRY 
RUKUS - HEAD 2 TOE (DUB)

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Tuesday 7 June 2011

Rihanna Man Down Video

Finally got to see this video just a second ago. As you may have guessed by how many mixtapes I've put the track on over the last few months -  I love the song. I've heard a little controversy over the video so again I was curious to see what the fuss about. To be honest it wasn't until the end that it all became clear. But I feel it was done tastefully, and I love the aesthetics of the video. Very well put together. For me it all worked, the song tells part of the story and the video moves that story along. Its a thumbs up all the way for me. Despite knowing what I know about Riri and her alleged affiliations with certain societies etc, she makes good music, just be aware of what you are watching and why certain things are placed in front you. That is all I have to say on the matter!!! Rumpapa pum Rumpapa pum.. Figa It Out. 

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Monday 6 June 2011

Monday Funny!!

A man goes to Africa on a safari. While there, he comes upon an elephant in great pain, with a giant thorn in its foot. The man very carefully approaches the elephant, and gingerly removes the thorn from its foot. The elephant begins to walk away, then turns and stares at the man for a full minute, locking eyes with him.
The elephant then continues on its way.

"I wonder if I ever see that elephant again if it will remember me?" the man muses to himself.

It is a few years later, and the man is at a circus back in the States.

He notices that one of the elephants keeps looking at him, almost like it KNOWS him.

The man wonders, "Could this be that elephant I helped so long ago?"

He decides to get a closer look. With the elephant still giving him the staredown, the man moves in closer, getting right up in front of the elephant. They lock eyes. A knowing look seems to cross the elephant's face. It reaches down...  picks the man up carefully with its trunk...  lifts him high in the air... throws him crashing to the ground and stomps him all over!
Turns out it wasn't that elephant.
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Nicola Roberts - Beat Of My Drum

I really wanted to like this, in fact i've looked at it from all angles and tried to be as nice as possible about it as I can. 

I feel for Nicola in that I believe she gets a hard time from the press and especially the likes of 'Moylesey' who hasn't taken too kindly her. Yes she's ginger and yes she has a quirky feel to her but what's wrong with that? You probably find it a bit strange that I'm even considering this song for review on my blog, but it moved me so much that I had to write about. Unfortunately it didn't move me in a good way. I've never heard any solo material from the 5th 'Girls Aloud' member (I call her the fifth member just because she doesn't really seem to fit in to the band, nothing else!) So when this video popped up its fair to say that I was intrigued, I was secretly hoping I had discovered something that was going to be revolutionary and change mankind for ever. I didn't. 

I found it all rather disturbing, I felt hungry just watching Nicola gyrate around in her 70s' esque Y fronts. The styling was lost on me. None of it seemed to make any sense. I am all for being different, and she has already received 335, 044 hits on the day the video is uploaded, so she obviously has some fans. I believe other people were also curious as to what she is going to offer .. and believe it its a Marmite track (3,620 like & 2,088 dislikes) the comments are hilarious!!! anyhoo i digress.. Vocally she doesn't really show us what she can do..but I suppose its a pop song so can we really expect her to be pulling Maria Carey rifts, or Whitney warblers?? No! She can hold a note and that's evident, but that's about it. 

The whole song just seems a bit schizophrenic to me, as though they are trying to appeal to everyone, I hear Dubstep influences, pop influences and she clearly likes 'Pon di floor'..its just all a bit much, yet flimsy feeling at the same time. I bet radio will jump on it though, maybe I'm just showing my age on this one but its a definite miss for me. 

I will look out for the obligatory remixes and see if any catch my attention, but as I write this, the hook is stuck in my head, and that lets me know that ultimately she has succeeded in witting a pop song (hesitated before deciding against putting 'good pop song') I am going to watch it and see how it does. Again I cant stress that I wish her well as she has had so much grief from the 'industry' but this is song is just not for me. 

What do you think? I'd love to know..

Figa It Out.


 

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Friday 3 June 2011

Mayfest 2011 - Figa's Set

1 hour set squashed into 2minutes!! 

Enjoy! 

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Thursday 2 June 2011

Catch Up Time!!! Legoooo Owwww!

Supamix24


Supa Mix 24 

Supa Mix 23 

  

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Thursday 19 May 2011

Sex Insurance #jokes

Thanks 2 @Rukadiah for todays funny! Are you insured for sex? Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes.

Sex with your wife - Legal & General

Sex on the telephone- Direct Line

Sex with your Partner- Standard Life

Sex with some1 Different- Go Compare

Sex with a Fat bird - More Than

Sex On the back seat of a car- Sheila's Wheels

Sex with a posh bird- Privileged

Sex with a transvestite - confused.com

Hehe Figa it Out x Figa
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Wednesday 18 May 2011

Quick Funnies!

BBM jokes courtesy of his Excellence..

A woman is like Bluetooth... You are next to her, she stays connected. You go away, she finds new devices..A man, however, is like wifi... Many devices can connect to him as long as he is not secured ***

Dad joined facebook.. Kid updated status:- "Dad on FB.. WTF!!!"... Dad commented "what is WTF?".. Kid replied "Welcome To Facebook"

****

An airline introduced a special package for business men.
Buy ur ticket get ur wife's ticket free.

After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how the trip was.
All of them gave the same reply:


"Which Trip?" ***

Keep em coming I love BBM jokes!

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WTF of the day!

Bbm_1305630390836

*Eugh*
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Monday 16 May 2011

Wednesday 11 May 2011

MAYFEST 2011 | Massive 25% Discount hidden inside

Had to share this with you all! 

Everybody Loves a discount, and a discount to the Festival of the year as well!!! Just click on the link to get your 25% discount. 

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Tuesday 10 May 2011

The Polite Way To Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to... the bathroom?' Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite,. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.'  
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Monday 9 May 2011

Overdue BBM joke..

Haven't done a bb joke for a while, this one had me in stitches so had to share! Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a Party.After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who Remained talked about their kids.
 
The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a Successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and  Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and  now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave  His best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'
 
The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and  Joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight School to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company,Where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his  Best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.' 

The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best  Universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own  Construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away Something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A  30,000 square foot mansion.' 
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?' One  Of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?'
 
The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a  Stripper at a nightclub.'The three friends said: 'What a shame....what a disappointment.'  The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love  Him. And he hasn't done too badly either. His birthday was two weeks ago,And he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet And a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.
Figa
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Friday 6 May 2011

New Upload to Mixcloud.com

I just uploaded "Supa Mix With Figz - Episode 21 " to www.mixcloud.com, please listen now at: http://www.mixcloud.com/figadj/supa-mix-with-figz-episode-21/

Supa Mix 21

  


THIS WEEKS TRACKLIST:


Britney Spears ft Niki Minaj & Ke$ha - Until The World Ends (Femme Fatal Remix) 
Serocee - Oh Na Na (Basement Dub Prod by Zed Bias) 
50 Cent - Bullshit & Party 
Kevin Cossom - Ride (Ciara Remix) 
Serocee - Oh Na Na (Bassline Remix - Prod by Witty Boy) 
Kelly Price - And You Don't Stop 
Tinchy Stryder ft Dapper - Spaceship 
Dwaine & Rukus - 1 In A Million (Trinatronic Cover) 
Rihanna ft Drake - Whats My Name 
Rihanna ft Vybz Kartel - Whats My Name (Bashy remix) 
Bei Major ft J Cole - Trouble 
Vybz Kartel - Open Up 
Miguel - Like You 
Chrishan - Drinks In The Air 
Gilbere Forte - Everyday (Coolin - Freestyle) 
Swizz Beatz ft EVE - Everyday (Coolin) 
Diddy Dirty Money ft Mary J Blige - Looking For Some One To Love Me 
Mary J ft The Game - MVP 
Mary J Blige - Real Love 
Busta Rhymes ft Mary J Bligre & Rah Digga - Touch It 
Mary J Blige - Work It vs Click My Finger (Unknown Remix) 
Mary J Blige - No More Drama 
Mary J Blige - The One 
Milton - Jump Off 
Sway Boy - She Aint You (Remix) 
Rukus - I Wanna Rock (Freestyle) 
Verbal ft Niki Minaj - Change Change 
Jerimih ft Phor - Mz Right 
Miss Marianna - Flippin & Foldin 
Corey Drumz - Talk That Talk 
Kevin Cossom - Black & Yellow (Remix) 
Apollo The Great ft Joell Ortiz - Call It Quits 
Ghost Wridah ft Shonnie & Mann - West Side Love Affair 
Ace Hood ft Trey Songz - Ride Or Die 
John Legend - Live It Up 
Llyod - Lay It Down 
Kerri Hilson ft Kanye West & Neyo - Knock You Down 
Ashanti ft Jermaine Dupri - Good Good 
Beyonce - Video Phone 
Bobby Brown - Rock Witcha (Snip)


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