Bbm Jokes! Funny!

This is courtesy of Lady Storm! WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN!!!!

MAN: Can I buy you a drink? WOMAN: Actually I'd rather have the money.

MAN: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

WOMAN: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

MAN: How did you get to be so beautiful?

WOMAN: I must've been given your share.

MAN: Will you go out with me this Saturday?

WOMAN: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

MAN: Your face must turn a few heads.

WOMAN: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

MAN: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.

WOMAN: Okay, get out.

MAN: I think I could make you very happy.

WOMAN: Why? Are you leaving?

MAN: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

WOMAN: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

MAN: Can I have your name?

WOMAN: Why? Don't you already have one?

MAN: Shall we go see a movie?

WOMAN: I've already seen it.

MAN: Where have you been all my life?

WOMAN: Hiding from you.

MAN: Haven't I seen you some place before?

WOMAN: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

MAN: Is this seat empty?

WOMAN: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

MAN: So, what do you do for a living?

WOMAN: I'm a female impersonator.

MAN: Hey baby, what's your sign?

WOMAN: Do not enter.

MAN: Your body is like a temple.

WOMAN: Sorry, there are no services today.

MAN: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

WOMAN: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

FORWARD TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS (and men who may appreciate good humor)
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