These were sent to me on a blackberry hype lol Made me giggle.. Bloke says to a chick in the pub "Jeez I'd give you one!" She replies "you filthy pig I wouldnt have sex with you if you were the last man on earth!" He says "Wooah steady on ya fat cunt, I was giving you a rating out of 10!" Durex says to Tampax, "every month you stop my business for about a week"...Tampax says... "Fuck off! if you make one mistake, I lose my job for 9 months"
Sent using BlackBerry® from Orange
Sent using BlackBerry® from Orange
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