Three men lost in a forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, I brought ten apples. The king then explained, Next, you have to shove the fruits up your butt without so much as an expression on your face, or you'll be eaten. The first apple went in, but on the second he winced in pain, and was killed. The second one arrived, and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it! The second one replied, I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples... Looool
One day a dog died, and the owner went to his pastor and said, Pastor,my dog is dead,could there be a service for the poor creature? "The pastor replied,"I'm afraid not. We cannot have a service for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and there's no telling' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go and find out".Then the man answered innocently, "I'll go right away pastor. But do you think they will accept a donation of $20,000,000 as being enough in return for the burial service?" The pastor exclaimed "sweet Jesus! Why didn't you tell me the dog was a christian? Sent using BlackBerry® from Orange
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it! The second one replied, I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples... Looool
One day a dog died, and the owner went to his pastor and said, Pastor,my dog is dead,could there be a service for the poor creature? "The pastor replied,"I'm afraid not. We cannot have a service for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and there's no telling' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go and find out".Then the man answered innocently, "I'll go right away pastor. But do you think they will accept a donation of $20,000,000 as being enough in return for the burial service?" The pastor exclaimed "sweet Jesus! Why didn't you tell me the dog was a christian? Sent using BlackBerry® from Orange
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